New "Credit Casino" opens in Vegas!
Had a bit of a losing streak and you're short on cash? You don't have to leave town... because you never need a bankroll at Las Vegas' newest attraction, "Credit Casino."
Each Las Vegas casino has a unique theme. Circus Circus has clowns and a trapeze act. New York New York has Checker Cabs and a Manhattan skyline.
But never has there been a gambling house devoted entirely to the theme of financing. You know something is different the minute you step inside and a scantily clad hostess hands you a tall cocktail and a short credit application. Simply fill in your social security number, sign your name, and the excitement begins.
First stop: Visa Card Craps. Step up to the table, receive your Visa Card, and get ready to roll the dice. Roll a point and you're on your way to riches. Crap out, no problem! You've got thirty days to pay your new balance.
Be sure to stop by the Bank Loan Blackjack. Let's say you bet your limit, look at your first two cards and want to double-down? No problem. Just sign another short form and bet away... because you instantly created a personal line of credit at Banker's Trust Of Boston. Did you bust? There's no such thing at the Credit Casino.Just sign another form and make another bet.
Feeling the pinch of your losses but still want to play? Do you own a car? Then it sounds like you're ready for their Pink Slip Slots. Simply present your automobile ownership certificate to the slot machine manager and select your lucky machine. You've been to those casinos that display a new car? Now you can have the enhanced excitement of playing for your own car! So, you're probably wondering, what happens if I win my car back and still want to play? Then you get to play for the car of the guy sitting at the machine next to you! The opportunity for exciting interaction between casino guests is an added thrill.
A visit to the casino would not be complete without a visit to their unique Home Equity Roulette table. Pick out your favorite numbers, give the dealer your address, and bet away. Should luck not run your way, there's no reason to leave... because the dealer is also a licensed real estate broker. After a quick verification of your home equity, you're ready to start again, sure to hit one of these times. And if not, no problem. No one goes away a loser.Stop by the Bonus Booth on your way out for your free gift-a booklet entitled "Handy Tips For Moving Out Of Your Home."
Credit Casino hasn't forgotten about the kids, either. There's a video arcade called "LenderLand," where children of all ages test their skills and win a down payment toward valuable stuffed toys. What a wonderful way for children to learn the meaning of compound interest as they incur obligations against future allowances. And because Credit Casino is co-owned by TLW Credit Reporting and a consortium of banks, your kids are actually building their credit history for their future.
There's no longer a reason to save up for a visit to Las Vegas, because at Credit Casino you've already been pre-approved!
But never has there been a gambling house devoted entirely to the theme of financing. This is far from the usual casinos housing games like BlackJack and texas hold em poker. You know something is different the minute you step inside and a scantily clad hostess hands you a tall cocktail and a short credit application. Simply fill in your social security number, sign your name, and the excitement begins.