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SPACE-X MOUNTAIN


On the first day of operation, hundreds of children and adults lined up for hours to try Musk’s exciting new Space-X Mountain attraction. But the line wasn’t budging. As the day went on, demand for the ride lessened as those waiting learned the ride to Mars takes seven months each way to complete. Express passes are available, though, for those who prefer to wait that time at the front of the line.

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