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ELON STARTS A TREND


More billionaires quickly snapping up their own amusement parks.


Not to be left out of a large segment of the Southern California entertainment industry, prominent billionaires have begun purchasing their own amusement parks.


Jeff Bezos purchased nearby Knotts Berry Farm, though it’s currently available only to Amazon Prime customers.


Mark Cuban has purchased SeaWorld, however the inhabitants of his newly installed Shark Tank have consumed many of the other sea animals.


Unable to find an available remaining amusement park, Warren Buffet went ahead and bought another insurance company, which he said will be available to vacationers. “There’ll be no end of entertaining experiences,” he said. “Visitors can enjoy hours of life insurance sales pitches, claim adjustments, not to mention some pretty captivating actuarial tables.”

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